*goes out of room*
*goes back in the room*
*repeats the next day*
It’s hard to know which time he’s talking about.
Taylor Swift responding to Ed Sheeran complimenting her “wingman” skills. - KISS FM UK 8/20/14 interview (via analyzingtaylor)
So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.
A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)
it takes all of my energy to read a post thats more than 2 sentences
do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking