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"I grew up in a house where my parents taught me religion, my brother taught me to stand up for myself, and my sister taught me Led Zeppelin, Grateful Dead, The Doors, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, Nirvana and The Beatles."
-Anne Ellis English

tropicalifornication:

*goes out of room*

*grabs food*

*goes back in the room*

*repeats the next day*


It’s hard to know which time he’s talking about.

Taylor Swift responding to Ed Sheeran complimenting her “wingman” skills.  - KISS FM UK 8/20/14 interview (via analyzingtaylor)

meatmodel:

wanna come over and watch me blog


So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.

A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense


fruitpacks:

it takes all of my energy to read a post thats more than 2 sentences


ernoticon:

*tans for 5 minutes* *checks for tan lines*


supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking


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